Flash In The Pan.

[gung-hoeddie]

it has been a varied and interesting few weeks at work, the weirdest thing of all and possibly in the top ten of my work based strange events list was two weeks ago, i got to work a few of the night shift boys were laughing i wondered what was going on as i approached, it was then one of them said have i seen John (our hygiene manager) i said 'what about John?' i was then shown a photograph on an adult website of John in our works toilet with his shirt and tie pulled up his cock hanging out and him holding a sign up with 'your pussy licker' written on it.

i thought nah can't be real it's someone f*cking about, i've known John for 5 years i've shared an office with him for 2 years for christ sake he's in his 50's surely this can't be real, later that morning i thought it be a good idea to tell one of the senior managers about it as to catch the person who made this picture with the few of ruining Johns life, my boss said he would look into it.

a few days later he came in to tell me John would not be returning as it was all real, he then gave me a link to look at and said 'you boys may want to clean your office' and he left. i looked up the link and it was lots of pictures of John in various locations in various outfits one in particular had me reaching frantically for the disinfectant was him naked led across my desk with his cock and balls combo piled right where my elbows were at that precise moment. two hours of cleaning and hoovering followed by some more cleaning has still left me feeling slightly sick.

[meertoh]

Sound like you need Kitchen Gun!






"Hygiene Manager"

[gung-hoeddie]

i need to buy a kitchen gun.

[Jimbobx]

John sounds like a hoot

[Dark Horse]

Every workplace should have a John.

[Jimbobx]

I am John

[Dark Horse]

I bet John wouldn't have got fired if he looked like Jessica Alba or something. (i.e. John had tits and a fanny, not that he was a tranny)

[The Baron]

OK, hear me out guys... I pity John, it sounds like he was set up. Nobody takes a photo of themselves holding up a sign unless asked to.

One of my favourite sites is http://www.419eater.com/ these guys take huge delight is spamming the spammers, it's called scambaiting. Whenever people report an e-mail saying "I am prince of Zimbabwe, I have 40,00,000 dollars but no way of cashing it, please can you help?" These guys always reply and string them along for months, pretending to be women, etc.

One thing they do is ask them for photos of the scammers holding signs, normally with something embarrassing on them. Check out the Hall of Shame.

John may well have been set up to get fired. OK, what he did was grade A stupid, but most of us have taken rude photos at some point (stop PMing me, ODB). I dunno, it just seems like career suicide for no reason at all, most odd. Anybody could have e-mailed him pretending to be a hot chick asking him for a photo, it's easy, and it destroys lives and marriages.

First question is, who took the pictures? John may not have even known they were online. How did your work mates find out about it in the first place? Something's off, I think.

But yes, ew.

[gung-hoeddie]

He was set up your quite right he had a few he had annoyed in the past, the photo thing was real and something he did as he was looking for sex, I've no issue with what you do in your personnel life that's your business, however the second you drape your love chop and rucksack on my belongings I don't think I can forgive you.

His career is ruined his marriage is over he has lost everything for what exactly, like Mr Pretorius when you have everything to lose why then do they throw it in the bin, the mind boggles.

[Thundershot]

Goes to show that you can work alongside someone for years without truly knowing them.