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Are you taking the piss? lol
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Tell him you think he's a c*nt so you pissed on his desk/ items.
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Now, Jimbobx, if I didn't know you, I'd think that was just too mad to be true! But as I do know you, I can totally imagine that all playing out exactly as described! YOU NUTTER!!! :-)
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I need to know what happened next!
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If it was me I would try to make it a positive.
Why not tell the boss you were trying to inspire the cleaning staff to seek a promotion.
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What will you do if the firm ever go out & buy some of those trendy wire mesh style bins?
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Pisser.
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The Baron wrote:I need to know what happened next!
At 7.30 am I mopped up with paper towels. Any paper that was just a bit pissy I dried on the radiator. I moved his bin (a useless wire mesh one) over the piss stain on the carpet. Any paper that was really pissy I threw away. His hardback diary was quite pissy so I dried it a bit and sprayed it with Lynx Africa. At 9am he came into work and hasn't noticed anything yet. I think I'm in the clear.
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He belongs to you now.
You have scented your territory.

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