Oops

[Jimbobx]

Most monday nights I stay over at work and sleep in the office so I can start early and finish early the next day. Tis my custom on these nights to have a few beers before tucking myself into my sleeping bag. Beer makes me wee. A lot. So rather than constantly trekking up and down a darkened corridor in my He-man jammies I elect to wee in the waste paper bin in the office. I did quite a lot of wee last night and the bin was pretty full. I was just carrying it to the loo to empty it and I caught my leg on the edge of someone's desk.

The piss sloshed over the top of the bin and all over this guys desk, his monitor, his chair, his notebook, his papers, his photo of himself holding his degree, his ruler, his post it notes. Basically there is piss EVERYWHERE.

I'm kind of at a loss how I'm going to explain this one.

[Double-Tap]

Jeez, mate.
Classic!!

[Jimbobx]

He's just got into work. Bets on how long it takes him to realise there's some missing papers and a whiff of piss about his general workspace.

[gung-hoeddie]

You are such an odd f*cker.

[meertoh]

You should have smashed a hole in the ceiling and roof directly above his desk and say that a huge frozen piss-cube must have dropped from a plane during the night and melted all over his desk.

[action-figure-supplies]

Jeez, between you and your golden shower fetish and the other guy putting his balls on his collegues' desks I'm really glad I work at home. At least I know it's my piss and balls!

[Chopper]

Ohhhh f*ck. There's one to add to the adventures in life book.

[The Baron]

What? I... What??

[ZForce Loon]

what type of place do you work at mate

[meertoh]

He works in the stone-breaking yard and sometimes the library.