Hi gang,
Well here I go again

...2:15 a.m. on bank holiday Monday & I'm @ work in the shop thanks to another alarm call due to a vagrant, dosser, tramp type c*nt sleeping in the doorway of the shop
Baron can you spare a

to stand guard & exterminate the next one who trys to kip here for the night after a long days work of drinking the special brew that we, the hard working tax payers have ultimately paid for?