General Scarlett, reporting for International Duty.....

[SteveD]

Although I did once try to pull Claire Sweeney on the open dance floor!

You starfucker you.

Unfortunatley it never got that far - I did buy her a drink though, before she "went to find her mate". good job really - I was at Law School in York at the time and despite my having on my best whistle after a day at the races I think she would have been somewhat disappointed with the accomodation had she agreed to come back to my tatty single bedroom in the attic of student house!

Housemates faces would have been priceless the next morning over breakfast though! Alas, twas not to be! Close, but no cigar!

[gung-hoeddie]

10 points for effort though Steve.

[SteveD]

You know - you've got to give it a whirl aint you! You never know, she could've been:
(a) very drunk;
(b) very desperate; or
(c) a fan of short, cheeky Northerners

in which case I could have been in. As it is it cost me a drink, but gave me an anecdote!

[gung-hoeddie]

if you had managed a night of pleasurable activity with her, you could of told your friends you had a role on the sweeney once

[SteveD]

We've just eased off the innuendo for the time being it seems, for no particular reason!

"I may not be Ken Hom but I've got a utensil you would love to get in your drawers".

"If you are dying for lousy sex tonight, I am your man!"
She thinks it's a joke, but then stick to that promise!

It didn't last long....

(and before someone else cracks the obvious quip "that's what she said"...)

Anyway, six pages in, and we'll try again - welcome to the gang General Scarlett!!!

[SteveD]

if you had managed a night of pleasurable activity with her, you could of told your friends you had a role on the sweeney once

"but it was only a small part"

[General Scarlett]

Hahah........don't worry gang, I'm enjoying the 'moment of popularity' that I've created by joining......


But I'll re-affirm that this place feels like a real 'family'......and I'm a sucker for family

[SteveD]

you mean bucktoothgypsyfucker, she has a head like a broken bag of liver.

Now Eddie - how can you possibly say that about the lovely Miss Sweeney....

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...on second thoughts - lucky escape on my part it seems!

(and I just realised I went on a website called "Bapwatch" on my works PC! Whoops!)

[Jimbobx]

(and I just realised I went on a website called "Bapwatch" on my works PC! Whoops!)

*types bapwatch into google almost immediately*

[gung-hoeddie]

i'm sorry Steve but she still looks retarded no matter how much you polish that turd.