Unbe-fucking-lievable

[The Baron]

So we went out for a hallowe'en party last night, and we ended up taking the night bus home. We queued and got on, sat down and then a woman further back in the queue kicked off at the driver.

I admit the £3 fare was steep, but still, cheaper than a taxi. But she had the gall to shout to all and sundry:

"Three quid? But I'm WHITE!"

My jaw hit the floor. What the f*ck? Did she expect some sort of discount or something? Unreal.

[Red Laser]

lol That has to be quote of the month.

[gung-hoeddie]

you enjoy racist comments do you? personally i think the bitch should have her vagina stitched to her eye sockets.

[AFan1571]

[The Baron]

I know. Lisa turned to me and asked "Did she really just say that?" I was too stunned to retort. Had I been capable of speech, my reply would have been "Yeah, white trash."

It has become a bit of in-joke in our house now.

Lisa: "Would you like a cup of coffee?"
Me: "Yes please, how long will it take?"
Lisa: "Huh? About five minutes."
Me: "FIVE MINUTES? But I'm WHITE!"

[meertoh]

Was she dressed up as a ghost?

[gung-hoeddie]

or perhaps she had a jonathon ross type speech issue.

[ODB]

You never get a discount unless you ask.

[Dark Horse]

This story would have been great if it was Micheal Jackson wanting a discount.

And if he didn't get any money off, he could have said the bus driver was ignorant.

[gung-hoeddie]

Indeed he would of said "3 quid but I'm a dead paedophile"