f*cking f*ck f*ck f*cking f*ckity f*ck f*ck f*ck.

[The Baron]

Not really, mate.

[Chopper]

After a week on Panadine Forte, I'd not use the sh*t again unless you REALLY had to. It has unfortunate side effects.

Any improvement Jim?

[The Baron]

It's getting worse with each day. I start off ok, but after about two hours I'm on agony. It definitely accumulates, by the evenings I'm reduced to a whimpering ball. I'm also getting stomach cramps, hot sweats and nausea - again in the evenings.

[Chopper]

Jesus mate, you've copped it hard. The amount of sh*t you've had to deal with lately.

Anything come of you're insurance claim?

[The Baron]

Not yet. The car is definitely a write off. I was hopeful that, as it was a hatchback, we could get away with replacing the rear door and bumper - but the chassis is buckled.

[tintinlostsnowy]

Not yet. The car is definitely a write off. I was hopeful that, as it was a hatchback, we could get away with replacing the rear door and bumper - but the chassis is buckled.

This is what winds me up about traffic police, they would soon catch him if he had gone over the speed limit or some other minor offence but when its a major accident with no money to go into their coffers then they really aren't that bothered! (that's the way it seems to be anyway)

[The Baron]

Oh, I can't fault the roadside policeman - he was excellent. Also the fellow on the other end of the 999 call. I was extremely shaken and they were very calm, kind and professional.

[Thundershot]

As much as I moan about the boys in blue when they lay in ambush, trying to catch me doing about 2 miles an hour over the national speed limit on motorways, they do an outstanding job in cases like this.

[Chopper]

Are you being sarcastic, T'shot. Or are the Pommy police actually useful?

[gung-hoeddie]

i wouldn't say they were that useful.