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I just wrote my mother's car off.

I got rear-ended by an articulated lorry at a roundabout, which threw me over two lanes of oncoming traffic! Wanker then drove off, but I got his number.

I contacted the police, had to go to the nearest station and file a report, then go to the walk-in NHS centre for a check-up.

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:shock: Sounds bad boss, are you all A O.K.?

Being thrown into on coming traffic, it's a miracle you or anyone else weren't badly hurt!
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Yes, thanks! Sorry, I should have said. Shaken and bloody furious but still in one piece. It could have been a hell of a lot worse, all things considered.

A few hours have passed and my back is seizing up something fierce, I expect I'll be feeling it tomorrow.

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Take it easy with your back.
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Good to hear you weren't seriously injured, cars can easily be replaced but life & limbs are irreplaceable!

Yeah, when I was involved in a R.T.A. the paramedic told me "You'll be hurting in places you never knew you had by tomorrow".
Having the presence of mind to take the lorries details will be a great help, do you know if they're any camera's on that particular stretch of road?
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Post by gung-hoeddie »

Christ almighty I hope your ok Jim, it must be a week of it there was a car crash outside The tree's shop on Monday,
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It's a major four-lane roundabout, J24 on the M1 - slap dab between Ratcliffe-on-Soar power station and East Midlands Airport, so I would expect so.

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I was coming on from the A453.

Trouble is, I caught the number of the trailer, but had enough of a glimpse to see the cab one was different, all I got of that was it was an H-reg. The guy in the garage raised an eyebrow as that's illegal. It's probably why he scarpered.

Thanks, GHE. It was a hell of a day. I also drove past a blazing house and a small dirt-devil!

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Post by the enemy muton »

I sympathise completely Jim, as a similar thing happened to me a few years back - a foreign truck driver pulled right out in front of me across two lanes of traffic. Went straight into him :( .Unfortunately for me the truck was unmarked and had fake plates on (apparently very common within truckers coming in from Europe). I hope they get the idiot in this case, but sounds like the same thing may have happened to you.

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Glad you are OK Jim.
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sh*tty sh*t - glad to hear youre ok.
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