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Thundershot wrote:If the guy hit you its his fault.. even, just for example (as happened to me once), if you were forced to make an emergency stop & the vehicle behind you doesn't stop in time, tail ending you ,it's thier liability as they weren't paying enough attention to the road ahead.
Exactly what happened to me 4 weeks ago ( that long? ) Silly bint asked me if I stopped in a hurry. To which I replied :Well I managed to stop without hitting anyone".

Folks are dumb.......... and the cops are limp dicks (mostly) so tradition dictates a posse must be formed. I'll fly over for the lynching.

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I'm always amazed at the number of twats on the motorway who think that my stopping distance is their personal overtaking space.

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Lol, same thing happens here mate. Fucktards I gave one a blast on the tooter tonight for borrowing my safe distance.

Funny thing, I had a twat tailgatting me in the right lane (lef tfor teh yanks) as I'm overtaking a car. i was tired and a stubborn prick who doesn't take being pushed. So I slowed right down, ended on in second gear (35kph or so) in a hindered zone. Cars passing by on the inside and meanwhile this twat is STILL tailgating. Cars banked up behind him from arsehole to breakfast time. After a bit I got bored, dumped the clutch and roared off. Did I mention the Mazda 6's rev really well but are limited at 7.5k? Anywho, the people behind him are tooting and he's not able to accelerate very well. He coped the brunt of the banked up traffic and I got a good laugh.

I doubt he realised, even as I waved as I drove off, that he was being a complete prick. Folks are truly dumb.

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I'm also fond of using the foglights on such twats.

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Manual gearboxes are also entertaining. ;-) No light and a sudden slow down. I have had a couple of VERY close calls tho. Situation's where I though I was going to get into a serious fight. Unfortunately I won't back down, even if I know I'm going to lose.

A mate got into a cracker case of road rage. Not sure what happened but a bloke followed him and kept harassing him, so he drove to the cop shop. Fixed that problem good and proper.

Melbourne is a shocker for tailgater's.

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Post by gung-hoeddie »

unfortunately with every passing year there seems to be more and more arseholes on the roads, maybe it's time for a cull?
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Post by Sundance »

so glad i don't drive...

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I'm certainly reconsidering my desire for a motorbike after this.

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As an aside I think I should mention I remember the exact date I hurt my back, you will see why:

September 10th 2001

Never going to forget that date...
I never know what you are suppose to put in these things...

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Post by Chopper »

I've seen 2 bike accidents in the last 15 years that finished with the rider having a sheet put over his face. I won't forget those is a hurry either.

I was hoping the twat drivers would cull themselves, but it doesn't seem to be working. I have a theory, its insurance and culpability that are the problem. There is no real responsibility for dumb accidents held by the offending driver. In NSW accidents have to be reported to the police, in VIC they don't. Also driving sentences are too low. Hell most sentences are too low.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/

oh so true.

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