I just figured out something about Red Laser

[Quickfire]

is not a ninja.

[DAMartin]

Isn't kinda conflictive to re-create a thread just to deny its theme?

[Quickfire]

Isn't it kinda conflictive to re-animate a thread just to celebrate its remarkable endurance that can perhaps only be compared to that of the Dead Parrot sketch's ubiquity?

Nein, 6043 views are why this thread wins.

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Oh yeah, the other reason I wanted to get this back on my post radar is that I had a little easter egg lined up for the thread, as it's an easter egg, probably arrives around Christmas time if all goes to plan. Now that the thread lacks any arc up to T'shot's "we can't go on like this" coda it won't have quite the same theatrical zeal via va-va-chump ...

[SteveD]

He's even got throwing stars and everything!

[Chopper]

Soooooo what was the point being made?

[Thundershot]

We can't go on like this!


























































(How's that ?)

[gung-hoeddie]

Right after a long period of gestation and contemplation I believe I have also figured something out about red laser, it is red and made from plastic and it really makes no difference whether he's a ninja or a scientist or a barber from Scunthorpe or the manager at Bejams he is without doubt a fictional character.

[Quickfire]

is not a ninja!

(How's that ?)

Einfach wuenderbar!

This thread has legs. Even if they are plastic.

There is something of the Scunthorpe barber of Or a Grimsby Arctic Trawler deck-hand ... ekeing out a hard existence as a grad student on exchange 'oop north to spy on covert hydrophone snagging operations, reverse engineering said snagged kit to sell on to the highest bidder ... happened to be and that's how they met. hired him when offered to throw in a Renault 5 -mounted back-scatter radar and a thought activated VHF radio scanner earpiece for the princely sum of one million quid.

BLOOD FOR THE BARON!