a text for Jane

[gung-hoeddie]

well a bit of comedy gold for you, whilst watching a bit of morning tv i recieved this text (word for word)

unknown male. Jane i can't believe after we made love
for 4 hrs last night u then want to
finish it, u just used me. u know ur
husband cant satisfy u like i do. xx

gung-ho. just to satisfy my curiosity i must ask,
who the hell are you?

unknown male. oh no. sorry about that, ur numbers
the same as janes except for one
digit, so much for keeping it a secret lol,
what a plonker, i hope i didn't offend you.

gung-ho. it was interesting to recieve such a text
from another man, good luck with Jane.


i had to laugh.

[Jimbobx]

Are you sure it wasn't SteveD winding you up?

[SteveD]

Are you sure it wasn't SteveD winding you up?

Are you kidding???? Four hours??? Me??? Now if the text read as follows it might be ore believable:-

Jane i can't believe after we made love
for 4 minutes 33 seconds (including foreplay) last night u then want to
finish it, u just used me.

You know - I'm a busy bloke these days - can't be dillydallying about!

[The Baron]

Are you sure it wasn't Annie's phone?

[SteveD]

Ps - those of us with Eddies phone number are now all trying to ring all versions of it with one number changed and saying "hi, is that Jane". she sounds like a bit of a goer!

[Jimbobx]

Are you sure it wasn't SteveD winding you up?

Are you kidding???? Four hours??? Me??? Now if the text read as follows it might be ore believable:-

Jane i can't believe after we made love
for 4 minutes 33 seconds (including foreplay) last night u then want to
finish it, u just used me.

You know - I'm a busy bloke these days - can't be dillydallying about!

Fair point, Steve.

[Red Laser]

Has the guy not heard of the term f*ck buddies? Maybe that is all she wanted from him either that or she was bored and wanted to fill in 4 hours.

[Monkfish]

Injecting a bit of reality:

"Jane i can't believe after I drunkenly and droopily fumbled around for 4 hrs last night while you read Heat magazine and pulled faces of exasperation you then want to finish it.

You just used me, which is incredible and I absolutely cannot believe it given that you are cheating on your husband with me. Who'd ever have thought? xx"

Dozy bugger.

Eddie, you could give it a couple of days, then get a mate to text him pretending to be the husband, saying how he's got a very very bad STD and is informing all his and his wife's former partners.

[Lady Jaye]

ROFL

[gung-hoeddie]

i could get someone to ring him and pretend to be Tarzan.