Damn funny! The type of remark I could leave in a guestbook!
However, this remark is spot on:
O.K. ... I guess I'll just be the first to say it... HOW INCREDIBLY SELFISH OF YOU TO TAKE THE PAGE OUT OF THE GUESTBOOK... Did it occur to you that others might enjoy it as well? I can't believe the arrogance of some people. The sad thing is you probably justify it some way ("our special weekend" or "they can't miss what they've never seen,") but I think you've stepped outside the bounds of common decency. In the future, maybe you might remember that the some other couple could be stuck in the cabin some rainy night and could use a little light hearted humor to keep their "special weekend" from being completely ruined.
Self involved cretins.
This should be on a site called Stolen.com not Found.com