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SteveD · Post by **SteveD** » 03 Jul 2010 08:48

Chopper wrote:I've seen 2 bike accidents in the last 15 years that finished with the rider having a sheet put over his face. I won't forget those is a hurry either.

I've seen people crossing the road end up the same way mate, but I still cross the road! And I still want a bike! Bikes are cool! Especially vintage or custom choppers. Not a huge fan of sports bikes - I know I'd kill myself on one of them!!

Thundershot · Post by **Thundershot** » 03 Jul 2010 11:22

I can see the attractions of having a motorbike, but I've never had the slightest hankerings for owning one myself...I like to have 4 wheels on the road & plenty of metal around me in case of an accident, also, driving a convertible means I get that 'wind though the hair' (well whats left of it) experience that a crash helmet doesn't provide.
Having said that, many a time I've been stuck in a jam & been jealous of a biker sailing past merrily on thier way, while I'm sat cursing in an overheated car or van getting nowhere fast.

gung-hoeddie · Post by **gung-hoeddie** » 03 Jul 2010 12:06

i used to have a KE 125 when i was 17, i was showing off by pulling wheelies when the bike went from under me flipped and the way i fell i broke my foot clean in half, my God that was painful, i have never been on a bike since.

ODB · Post by **ODB** » 03 Jul 2010 16:05

gung-hoeddie wrote:
yes vagina stress gush a very common complaint among the opposite sex and ODB.

Oi I've just seen this, I'll get you hobbitboy.

Sorry to hear about your car crash Baroni, but at least now we can say that you've been rear ended with blunt force and know it to be true.

Were the police interested as to drive off from an accident is a pretty serious offence?

The Baron · Post by **The Baron** » 03 Jul 2010 16:13

Oh yeah, the roadside guy went off in pursuit and put out an alert on the radio. I gave them the numberplate for the trailer, but I don't know yet if anyhing came of it. I'll try and find out more when I take in the MOT.

Thundershot · Post by **Thundershot** » 03 Jul 2010 16:35

How's your back feeling now, Jim?

The Baron · Post by **The Baron** » 03 Jul 2010 16:37

It's agony, mate. Getting worse with each day. The last two nights I've been reduced to a whimpering ball - it feels like it's on fire. I've no idea how long this is meant to last. Thanks for asking though.

Thundershot · Post by **Thundershot** » 03 Jul 2010 16:47

Sounds bad!
Sleep deprivation's the worst thing ever, did the

or hospital prescribe any pain killers?

The Baron · Post by **The Baron** » 03 Jul 2010 16:51

Yeah, I have some anti-inflammatories. But I can only have two a day, they're not really cutting it.

Sundance · Post by **Sundance** » 03 Jul 2010 17:39

best bet's to take them before going to bed, so even if you're in pain during the day, you can at least (hopefully) get a decent night's kip...

i wanna rocket pack. it's 2010, where's the f*cking rocket packs?

Blood for the Baron!

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