My Goals

[Lady Jaye]

My goals for 2010 and beyond:

Novation Launchpad for Ableton Live: (in stores: £130) -> just a matter of buying
Korg VC-10 (rare: £600)
Korg SQ-10 (rare: £600)
Korg MS-50 (very rare: £1,500)
Novation BassStation: (fairly easy: £100)
Roland JP8000 or JP8080 (easy: £300-400)
Korg MS-2000 (easy: £300-400)
... plus a lot of other nice to have machinery...

Novation Launch pad: done! -> At 70 quid this buy was a mere steal! This guy bought this device a few weeks ago, but couldn't get the hang of the software.

[Red Laser]

Both feet are the same.

I got home last week to find my Bruticus had taken a tumble (my cats both plead ignorance to the whole thing) - Blast-Off has snapped off at the joining peg, leaving the bit wedged in the arm hole.

Not good! Fixing Transformers is not easy I haven't been able to fix my Slag for 20 odd years. I need a new screw for one of his legs but don't know if you can get the same type needed.

[Lady Jaye]

But my main aim is to keep having a laugh, keep smiling, and keep relatively sane despite all the sh*t that goes on around me. Anything else is a bonus.

Steve, this is the right attitude! I know I can be a grumpy asshole (Now that's the #1 understatement of the year!), but bottom down my aims are alike yours.

Oh, and to have sex with Cameron Diaz again.

I told her a few times already: "Darling, please piss off back to Steve!", but she's too stubborn to leave.

[Red Laser]

I had her once she's not all that.

[SteveD]

I haven't been able to fix my Slag for 20 odd years. I need a new screw...

[quote="Lady "She's Only With me on the Rebound" Jaye"]I told her a few times already: "Darling, please piss off back to Steve!", but she's too stubborn to leave.[/quote]

Damn right she's stubborn! And the jealous type too! I mean, I tried to explain that I was only shagging Megan Fox as Cameron was busy filming and stuff, and just generally for a bit of variety, but she didn't seem to want to hear it! Moody bitch! On second thoughts you can keep her there mate!

[SteveD]

I had her once she's not all that.

No, that was Rachael Leigh Cooke:-

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/She%27s_all_that

[Red Laser]

She's not all that either

[The Baron]

Jaye, you wanna get yourself a Continuum Fingerboard, mate!

[Lady Jaye]

$5,200 for a f*ggin' MIDI-controller!

[The Baron]

It also grants you immortality...