Nurses!

[paul463]

Sitting in the lab after another night on call just gazing out the window when a group of nurses going off duty walked past. One of them had the clingyest pair of leggings on that I have seen in a long time Was almost lip reading! God I love working in a hospital

[Chopper]

Didn't look so great for me this week, Paul. I was too full of morphine to notice, but in the spirit of all things camel toe;

[SteveD]

For me it was always a toss up (ahem) between who were the tartiest - nurses or junior doctors! My old house mate when I lived in Scarborough was the IT bloke at the hospital and I swear he was working through them ward by ward!

[paul463]

Got caught out on a blind date with a doctor once, my brother described her as looking like Rose West............

[Chopper]

Rose West? Why have we not heard of these tarts before? Keeping it quiet, eh, Dawson?

[Sundance]

you do know who Rose West is, don't you?

[paul463]

Rose West? Why have we not heard of these tarts before? Keeping it quiet, eh, Dawson?

She is a fairly infamous murderer.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosemary_West

The photo in this was when she was younger.

[Chopper]

Riiigggght. So the date went well? Bit of a leap from camel toes.

[paul463]

Mate long story................... One funny bit was when she said to me that "her lips were tingling" Me being me was all chuffed with myself. She then told me she was diabetic and was starting to go hypo!! Ah well can't win them all!

[Thundershot]

Mate long story................... One funny bit was when she said to me that "her lips were tingling" Me being me was all chuffed with myself. She then told me she was diabetic and was starting to go hypo!! Ah well can't win them all!

Reminds me of that brilliant joke by Jenny Eclair, when asked why she was late arriving @ work one morning..
"I came on the bus...but I managed to pass it off as an asthma attack!"