Never upset your girlfriend

[SteveD]

In my carefree single days (ahhhhh, he sighs deeply) I'd have bid on them, won them, and then called around to collect in person. She's clearly looking for a rebound shag....

Amen to that brother!! Assuming she is in fact a she and not just some sneaky f*cker drumming up interest in the auctions with a bit of drama.

Well, you know....if I'd travelled all that way......

[gung-hoeddie]

In my carefree single days (ahhhhh, he sighs deeply) I'd have bid on them, won them, and then called around to collect in person. She's clearly looking for a rebound shag....]

She might want a shag but I doubt she's blind. (tee hee)

[Lady Jaye]

This is clearly a lad trying to draw attention to his auctions. The detail and the lingo is not 'real' feminin talk.

Warning, the bitch is back!

a REAL man would shag her sister, her best mate AND her mum.
all at once.

Apart from your mum's salty slit, you don't even know what a pussy tastes like!

seeing things like this (almost) make me glad I'm free & single & don't have to answer to any one on how I spend my money

The female population is also very gratefull that you are still single.

I never had/have to answer how I spend my money. Make 5 times what she does and you can get away with a lot of things!

Before anyone makes the joke, I'll do it myself: "Wow Jaye, does you girlfriend really earns so little?"

[Thundershot]

the female population is also very gratefull that you are still single.

Well you know how the old saying goes...
"Why make one woman miserable, when you can make so many others happy?"

[The Baron]

a REAL man would shag her sister, her best mate AND her mum.
all at once.

Apart from your mum's salty slit, you don't even know what a pussy tastes like!

Was that really necessary?

[Lady Jaye]

Sorry, I was in a really visual mood today. But you are right, I really don't have a clue if she tastes salty or not...

[Sundance]

that was completely uncalled for.

[Lady Jaye]

"Why make one woman miserable, when you can make so many others happy?"

ROFL! Classic!

that was completely uncalled for.

You are absolutely right, but when you started with 'real men', I couldn't resist the dark sarcastical asshole part of myself...

So, I guess it's sour then?

[The Baron]

I couldn't resist the dark sarcastical asshole part of myself...

Ew! I pictured that.

[Hopper]

LMAO
I am away from the forum for like 2 months, and it descends to this... truly gobsmacked!