Well what an interesting day, i made myself a cuppa and was walking into the lounge when what i thought was an earthquake had gone off as the house shock from pillar to post, i managed to force the smashed door open and then force the front door open to get next door to see what had occured, next door at GH Tyres where Annie works there had been an accident. Annie was driving a mazda bongo off the ramp when for some crazed reason it shot in reverse at some speed and hit the side of our house, the owner of the vehicle (a one legged gent) had a specially adapted bongo where the pedals where round the other way. a job badly done as far as i can see. anyway i got some pics of the damage as i'm still a bit stunned and Annie is home now a little shaken but otherwise unharmed.
It's good that both of you are OK and the crack, though huge, seems to be fixable.
Now, to lower the tension of the situation, I'd suggest to make some light jokes about Dr Who and cracks in time. Not too much, just a bit to avoid stress.
"You were engineered with such potential, Serpentor. But you lack the most important DNA of all... mine."