General Scarlett, reporting for International Duty.....

[SteveD]

(and I just realised I went on a website called "Bapwatch" on my works PC! Whoops!)

*types bapwatch into google almost immediately*

This page just made me laugh:-

http://www.talkreviews.co.uk/bapwatch.co.uk

look at the graph - what on earth went on at Bapwatch.com around July last year! 300 plus unique visitors compared to the usual, erm, none. Lets conduct a BFTB experiment - everyone go to Bapwatch.com (it's not as bad as it sounds - quite sad really) and have a click around for 30 seconds, and lets see if we can affect that graph when it's next updated?

(I'm bored at work now, and about ready to head home!)

And the site alone is hilarious! Go to the weathergirls section and have a look at the picture of Carol Kirkwood building a sandcastle! Clearly this site is done by a 13 year old! I love it!

[gung-hoeddie]

not much going on at the office today then.

[AnnieM]

Hi, General Scarlett - welcome to BFTB

[Sundance]

my god. i've literally had tears running down my face LOLing at this thread...

[Double-Tap]

yeah, this has brightened up my day.

re chat up lines...

always chat up the fat bird with the good lookin mate, ask her if she wants to dance then tell her to fuk off and dance, you want to chat up her mate. ladies love a bastard

[Sundance]

if you want to make a girl smile, walk up, say 'fat pengiun' and when she looks confused say 'i wanted to break the ice'. should get a smile or at least a disbelieving groan and an opening.

[General Scarlett]

Know what's so funny about this train wreck? I have this type of humor.......so I feel like I'm fitting right in!!!


Don't stop, y'all are ON FIRE!!!

[Lady Jaye]

short, cheeky Northerner

My image of SteveD, sollicitor, is finally complete!

[SteveD]

Cheeky bugger! My ties are loads nicer than that!!