shagged pc

[SteveD]

Blimey! lots of uses of "riddled" in that sentence that culminates in talks of the gentlemans region! I'm off to dip mine in bleach, just in case...... (the PC that is! Not LittleSteveD)

A nasty trojan starts opening lots of ports while you sit there looking stupid with your dick in your hand.

Could be worse - could be sat there with someone elses.... (I'll stop now)

[The Kraken Wakes]

I'm guessing after four years and three house moves mine might benefit from a clean too by the sounds of things. That could explain why it tends to crash when asking it to do the incredibly complex task of opening an Internet browser, unless it's had chance to have a good think about it first!

So, if I'm not mistaken, I just pull of them clumsy looking wires out of it, pop them to one side and then hoover it yeah? Or ram the hoover nozzle in the CD drawer and whack it up to full power?

id just send stormy in...

[The Baron]

OK, don't dismantle your PC unless you're confident you can rebuild it...

[The Kraken Wakes]

OK, don't dismantle your PC unless you're confident you can rebuild it...

Despite not sounding so in my original noob like post im pretty confident I can get it all back together ok... and it still work...

[Thundershot]

I did clean my old P.C. once by using a compressor (set to a low pressure) to blow the dust out...now I don't know if it was just a coincidence or not, but shortly after that the computer stopped recognising & playing films from D.V.D's, it would play music & other types of c.d's fine, but trying to play a movie from D.V.D., the drive would spin like crazy & a message would pop up saying something like no disc found.