Shameless Opening Titles- Frank Gallagher's speeches

[Red Laser]

I have been watching series 5 on dvd courtesy of lovefilm.com and like the new opening for that series. I think it's good because it tells you more about the people of the Chatsworth Estate than previous series.Here it is: Tickets this way for the Chatsworth Express.
Come and watch pikeys making a mess

of the lives they were given by him upstairs
and kids they're convinced aren't actually theirs.

What sounds on earth could ever replace
Kids needing money or wives in your face?

Cause this people reckon, and me included,
is why pubs and drugs were kindly invented -

to calm us all down, to stop us going mental,
these are Chatsworth estate's basic essentials.

We are worth every penny for grinding your axes.
And you **** on our head, but you pay the taxes.

Imagine a Britain without Chatsworth's buccaneers,
who would come on your face for the price of a beer.

Make poverty history...cheaper drugs now!
Make poverty history...cheaper drugs now!

What is everyone else's favourite opening to the Series to date?

[Jimbobx]

I can't watch shamelss. It scares the crap out of me. It was only 3 months ago that I could look out the window and watch a real life episode occuring on the street (have since moved house).

[Lady Jaye]

Dunno wit series you're talking 'boot, but me ex had some pretty cool shameless openings...