What do you get when you cross a North Island fairy with a South Island fairy?
An inter-island Fairy.

I must try turkey foil then, Steve (aka the Phantom editor). Whatever that is. I will confess to not being too sure why you would wrap yer old feller in al foil in the first place. To stop the govt spying on it maybe?
I think this thread has gone a bit awry. A fitting introduction to the loony bin.