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[Red Laser]

Another thing not to say in work to a good looking girl while in the lift "Are you going Up or do you want to go down with me?"

[Lady Jaye]

" You're getting a fat B@stard!"
"Aye, 'cause every time I shag yer wife she makes me a sandwich!"

Brilliant!

You didnae ken this one? It is from Chewing the Fat if I recall right.

'your mum!' would've been worse...

Yes, yóúr mum...

[Thundershot]

You didnae ken this one? It is from Chewing the Fat if I recall right.

Still Game

Skip to 1:40, but there all pure quality..

[Lady Jaye]

Cheers man!

Classic series! I've got both CtF & SG complete on DVD, but apparently the brain is starting to ... whatever!

[paul463]

Jaye, you get more of a Scottish accent every time you post! I had forgotten abot the Chewin the fat sketch. The light house ones are the best!

[paul463]

Well. I've done me some learning today. Cool.

I would have thought you were being nice, Paul. I mean how would he have felt if you'd said you'd do his wife? damned if you do, damned if you don't.

Probably would have thought someone had put something in my tea! Mind you he was going about today like someone had pissed in his coffee! It'll be nice to see her again she's been off for a year on Maty leave and starts back a week on Monday.....

[Chopper]

[Thundershot]

This sketch seems appropriate to the subject of this thread..

[Lady Jaye]

Jaye, you get more of a Scottish accent every time you post!

In the past I visited Scotland on a regular basis, relationship with lassie from Dalkeith area. So yes, my 'natural' pronounciation does indeed sound a little Scottish and I picked up some of the banter.

I had forgotten abot the Chewin the fat sketch. The light house ones are the best!

Paul, if you want a copy of the series, just drop me a PM. Small effort for me, hours of laughter for you.

[paul463]

Jaye, you get more of a Scottish accent every time you post!

In the past I visited Scotland on a regular basis, relationship with lassie from Dalkeith area. So yes, my 'natural' pronounciation does indeed sound a little Scottish and I picked up some of the banter.

I had forgotten abot the Chewin the fat sketch. The light house ones are the best!

Paul, if you want a copy of the series, just drop me a PM. Small effort for me, hours of laughter for you.

Thought it was a bit East coast Dalkeith is a lovely wee place one of our equipment suppliers is based there so I've had a few stays at there expense.

PM on the way