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[The Baron]

...but not as a sexual preference, before you start.

[SteveD]

...but not as a sexual preference, before you start.

Due to the small screen on my phone I read your first post as "I like mushrooms". So then the idea of mushrooms as a sexual preference just confused me even more!

[The Baron]

Oh yeah, I f*cking love mushrooms!

[gung-hoeddie]

so your saying you like sex with a funguy? is that the correct spelling?

[The Baron]

No.

[SteveD]

I was about to post "there goes the thread", but after it started with a sexy soldier lass with huge knockers sat astride a large weapon it was always going to wind up in the gutter!

[Lady Jaye]

so your saying you like sex with a funguy?

The jokes are obvious: he has fungus on his willy, his willy resembles a mushroom, etc.

is that the correct spelling?

It depends what you want to write: fun guy of fungee?

F*ck, and I am not even English!

[The Baron]

Abvious?

Bloody foreigners.

[gung-hoeddie]

at least jaye hasn't got to the UK via the back of a lorry.

[Lady Jaye]

Abvious?

With this typo I am only proving that even I can behave humanly!

at least jaye hasn't got to the UK via the back of a lorry.

Every time I want to climb on the back of a truck I get ran over, because the f*ckers drive on the wrong side of the road!

But seriously, who on earth wants to enter the UK seriously? Ridiculously I would understand, even ironically, metaphorically, but litterally?