1/1 scale cobra trooper......

[Double-Tap]

i got the voice changer Darth Vader helmet and in a moment of madness asked the missus if we could use it for a bit of bedroom lightsaber action.
the look of disgust on her face as she said " if you think i'm gonna let you wear that while you bang away you've another thing comin"

"who said i was gonna wear it" was my witty response.

didnt get any that night for some reason

[The Baron]

Tch. Chicks, eh?

[Ross SC]

wonder if the baron ever got any action with his bucket on his head......

[Chopper]

i got the voice changer Darth Vader helmet and in a moment of madness asked the missus if we could use it for a bit of bedroom lightsaber action.
the look of disgust on her face as she said " if you think i'm gonna let you wear that while you bang away you've another thing comin"

"who said i was gonna wear it" was my witty response.

didnt get any that night for some reason

f*ck me. I hereby nominate that for post of the decade. I'm crying and there is coffee EVERYWHERE. Top notch.

Ross, is it that big he needs a bucket?

[gung-hoeddie]

Bill that is possible the bravest thing i've ever heard, you'd da man!!

[Lady Jaye]

I don't see why you didn't get any that night. You are making her life so much easier and clearer, because you go from a very unclear question "Who's your daddy?" to a clear statement "I am your father!"