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:-D I only know of her through her work in wrestling. Honest. :.
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Bullshit, you are guy #183.

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Lady Jaye wrote:Bullshit, you are guy #183.
She was sore by then - I had to go gentle. ;-)

And I love the way she has a Trophy! Like you'd pop it on the mantle piece at home. Something to show the Grandkids I guess - "and this trophy here is from the time Grandma slept with 300 guys for a video. Yes, one of these men shown is your grandad..."

Sorry Ross - I've ruined your thread, back to the Top 5's guys.....
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ROFL @ mantle piece story!

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Worryingly I've just done the maths of this (I'm really not doing much work today).

Not even allowing for, ahem, "changeovers" and the handing over of the Trophy -

24 hours = 1,440 minutes.
300 guys = approx 4 minutes each.

I know she may be adult movie star but seriously guys - not very impressive!

Now, back to the Top 5 lists (and no Jaye - we cant do Top 5 Porn Stars!)
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Gauge
Natasha Nice
Gianna Michaels
Brandy Talore
Rita Faltoyano

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The Baron wrote:Gauge
Natasha Nice
Gianna Michaels
Brandy Talore
Rita Faltoyano
Damn it Baron you just beat me to the punch line by seconds!
Anyway for risk of sounding like a copy cat:

1. Jenna Jameson
2. Annie Sprinkles
3. Tabitha Cash
4. LA CHICHOLINA
5. Seymore Butts (Alright i know it's a bloke, but the name always makes me laugh!)

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Dear Ross - I am really, really, sorry! I've ruined your thread, and it appears the damage may be terminal as now both Shauny and The Baron have weighed in! Hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me?

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Seriously though Jenna is awesome. Another Adult movie star that crossed over into wrestling, thus making me familiar with her work. I have an ECW DVD from the late 90's where she was a ringside valet and the audience spent the entire match chanting "bounce bounce bounce" to her. Funnily enough, she obliged everytime. Something I'm sure she has a tendency to do - oblige.
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1. Miko Lee
2. Katsumi
3. Aurora Snow
4. Fujiko Kano
5. My ex from Edinburgh

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SteveD wrote:I've just done the maths of this
What worries me most: 300 loads x 5 ml equals one 1.5 litre bottle of spunk. How the hell do you fit that onto once face? :shock:

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