Death Star Conspiracy

[Red Laser]

"A massive Government Conspiracy?" Wasn't the government The Empire at the time? Who were they conspiring with? As Jaye said it's a film don't take it seriously.

[Quickfire]

Errr... isn't this quantifiable as some über-parody of the Jay (or is that ... Jaye ... I daren't say) & Silent Bob parody? You know, the one with the ethics of killing all the guys installing all the Pepsi-dispensers on Death Star II (or was it I?) debated to the [Pepsi] max?

Nevertheless, when it comes to the politics of power, all dialectical issues are qualifiable. Jay & Silent Bob would just rest with the judgment of the Archangel Gabriel. That's good enough for me. On most days.



PS. For anyone who really wants to go deep and hard into Star Wars and get totally FUBAR'D, surely this is it.

http://metaphilm.com/index.php/detail/star_wars/

Although, for me, like Mozart, this is a little bit lite. And don't call me Shirley.

[Chopper]

Dogma indeed. We know who REALLY destroyed the Death Star;



That's a tad funnier.

[Sundance]

http://theforce.net/swtc/holocaust.html

[Quickfire]

Dogma indeed. We know who REALLY destroyed the Death Star;



That's a tad funnier.

But don't forget this piece of tangential Kiwi genius either

http://www.asciimation.co.nz/



Got to love the 1.0 Web

[The Baron]

I love the way you all took the parody seriously. Bonus.

[Quickfire]

I love the way you all took the parody seriously. Bonus.

George Lucas has a lot to answer for. I'm not talking about his haircut or either. I'm talking about the way he makes Eric Cartman look like Gore Vidal. On a daily basis.

[Chopper]

Its not a religion? My census form says different Crazy Kiwi's indeed.

[Thundershot]