eventfull night.....

[Ross SC]

was my buddy arthurs (guitarist in my band) birthday tonight so organised a party & he had ("the best birthday of my life ever, i love you man") a good night! he played in 3 of the 6 bands, 1st, 3rd & last. free drink, cake + champagne, by the time we got to the end he had vomited all over his jacket, absolutely stank & couldnt play. i played in 2 bands, unfortunately one of them was the last one & the other band i sing in.... well i struggled to remember a few words!
i am the party planner. i, apparently, rule.
anyways, was an eventful night because of my wife........ a bunch of italian guys who live in china & play in a punk band came over & played, wore dresses & got very drunk & one of them decided to give my wife a hard time & throw cake in her face. i didnt see, she went to the toilet & get very upset & when she came out he called her a "f*ck"..........
now julia was a bit drunk by this point, she grabbed him by the throat, threw him to the floor & throttled him then punched him repeatedly in the head until he bled.
like i said, eventfull..............

i wore a suit, left my new microphone & my tie laying on the stage....... someone stole my tie.
tie = very VERY cheap, mic = very VERY expensive, someone stole the tie.

anyway, went to our favorite bar afterwards & julia fell on her arse about 10 times, had to drag her out before we got kicked out & bared, got home & now she is passed out snoring like a wilderbeast & i cant sleep.

[Double-Tap]

i love your missus mate, fair play to her

[Red Laser]

It sounds like a great night apart from that f*cker starting on your wife.

[Ross SC]

she's not someone to piss off, believe me!
apart from that incident & a guy who decided to tell me he fancied me & followed me around all night it was an absolutely great night, next friday my band plays in the Hong Kong finals for Global Battle of The Bands which should be eventful! we have no illusions that we can win, + will make no effort too, we only entered as a joke & it's ridiculous we got thru, to be honest it's because most of the local bands have no personality & just try to copy sh*t. we were up against bad placebo impersonators & bad black rebel motor cycle club impersonators to name just 2!
the wilderbeast has ceased to make noise in the bedroom, so i may try to sleep..........

[The Baron]

Brilliant. I hope Julia's knuckles are OK.