one of our members is missing

[The Kraken Wakes]

Im missing drama...

[gung-hoeddie]

maybe we could invent some?

[The Kraken Wakes]

I could try and fall out with my neighbours...

[gung-hoeddie]

i'll pick a fight in morrisons tomorrow and beat up a pensioner should be a laugh!

[The Kraken Wakes]

I was just going to knock on their door and run away but if you want to take it that far...

[gung-hoeddie]

maybe not beat them up........perhaps push one over

[Andy1672]

I was just going to knock on their door and run away but if you want to take it that far...

I can remember I did that once when I was about 8 years old ....... unfortunatly as I turned to run away our neighbour was walking down the path towards me on his way home !

he was quick to shake his fist in my general direction and mutter .... " bloody kids" ..... " I know where you live" ......... which of course he did !

[gung-hoeddie]

someone i know did that on his way home from the pub whilst running away from the door he realised his missus car was parked in the drive at which point he realised he was in his driveway.

[Double-Tap]

we used to call it thunder and lightning.

rap like thunder run like lightning

[Sundance]

what a twat.