All I want is a single Cobra Trooper. I don't have any, not even one. I just want someone to fire at my Duke figure!
But everytime I go to bid on one on the 'bay, someone has beaten me to it, and invariably it's someone who already has 2.6 million of the feckers, who lives in a house constructed entirely from cobra troopers, and has the money to carry out his obsession in cornering the market in cobra frigging troopers. I am constantly outbid by people who want to own every one ever made, even the broken ones, and that is their entire reason for living. Feeeeeeeeeeck
Why?
So come on then, own up! Who is it?
Ok, rant over. As you were people.
I must go now, and put another pointless bid on another cobra chap, only to be defeated by someone who will happily pay 100s for a



Cheers