Red Shadow heads for customs

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I'd be interested in....

Non Dufus Pallitoy style
15
38%
Dufus style
5
13%
25th Style
10
26%
Series 3/Joe Style
8
21%
None, you tosspot - sod off.
1
3%
 
Total votes: 39

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Re: Red Shadow heads for customs

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Hmmm... the Siegie looks good with the :shadow: head, but :storm: ...
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Is Red Storm your entry for the custom of the month competition, then?

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DAMartin wrote:Hmmm... the Siegie looks good with the :shadow: head, but :storm: ...
Yeah, the :storm: was just the nearest body I had to hand. The S3 heads look a lot better on figures with a collar - I probably used one of the worst ones possible to "wear" the S3 heads to be honest.
The Baron wrote:Is Red Storm your entry for the custom of the month competition, then?
He's called Red Giraffe Storm actually. Looks a bit like Beaker out of the Muppets I think?
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(apologies for re-using some old pics, but I like them too much to not, so, without further ado...)

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:storm: "Muton and I are fed up of :destro: getting all the action around here. If old tin face can get into :baroness: 's pants, then one thing has become clear to Muton and I - chicks dig arms dealers. So, last week, after :kraken: got all decked up in his fancy clothes for TKW's birthday, we struck a deal with him for a limited supply chain.

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:storm: "So, :muton: and I, in association with Boss Hogg Enterprises (and with a bit of assistance from SteveD) would like to announce the arrival of Stormie & Mu's International Arms Export Business....any comments are welcome and appreciated...."


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:storm: "Here I am modelling the 2009 Model of the Red Shadow bazooka, set in plastic, nicely accessorised by a Kraken trident cast in black plastic. These are also available in red, or white (my personal favourite, but not expected to be a big seller!)"

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:storm: "The Boss is also sporting a Shadow Bazooka in plastic, whilst our newly found assistant is modelling the :kraken: Trident in red plastic - sure to be what every discerning :kraken: is wearing this Autumn season. We have told the Boss about smoking whilst handling large calibre projectile weapons, but apparently he knows best, on account of him being the Boss. Red Giraffe has clearly been hitting the booze in dispair over his head being slightly squished, and is struggling to stay stood up."

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:storm: "Next we have what looks like an accidental re-use of a photo, but in actual fact it is my good self modelling the Shad bazooka and the Kraken trident cast from very flixible rubber. This is as an alternative to the plastic, and again available in a choice of colours, as long as they be red, white, or black (or I guess pink, or grey, or whatever colour you get by mixing black, white and red together). These are very flexible, and avoid any possible problems of snappage due to any brittleness. The choice is that if the discerning customer of Stormie & Mu International".

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:storm: "Here, Muton and I are once more displaying the items from the rubber range, but Muton appears to have not concentrated too much on where the camera man is, and is instead lining up some sort of Decepticon in his sights. Pay attention Mu...."



:muton: "Sorry Dad...."

:storm: "Once more here we have items from the rubber range, being displayed by one of the few :shadow: 's that have survived this weeks massacre at the hands of :baron: for not having shiny enough shoes. Muton has seemingly failed to take heed of my earlier warning - he is therefore in bother later...."



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:storm: And finally, our supplier, :kraken: has got changed out of his Saville Row suit, and into his trunks, to show the black rubber trident in all of it's glory. This item is also available in red rubber too, or as shown earlier, plastic.

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:storm: "There endeth this display of these first few items from Stormie & Mu International - I would now welcome any and all questions from the floor...."
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It seems like :muton: is really interested about testing the weapons on Skywarp...
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DAMartin wrote:It seems like :muton: is really interested about testing the weapons on Skywarp...
Soundwave and Ravage are over there too, so even with Mutons aim chances are he will nail one to the suckers!!

Or even if he misses all the Decepticons Zoltar is over there - so Spectra will be a man down (or should that be hermaprhrodite down?).

On a totally unconnected note (and in severe danger of jacking my own thread) - very excited to learn there may be a CGI film of BOTP in 2010 - Science Ninja Team Gatchaman!!!
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Mmmmm black tridents - how can I equip my custom krakens with this essential accessory?
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SteveD wrote:
DAMartin wrote:It seems like :muton: is really interested about testing the weapons on Skywarp...
Soundwave and Ravage are over there too, so even with Mutons aim chances are he will nail one to the suckers!!

Or even if he misses all the Decepticons Zoltar is over there - so Spectra will be a man down (or should that be hermaprhrodite down?).

On a totally unconnected note (and in severe danger of jacking my own thread) - very excited to learn there may be a CGI film of BOTP in 2010 - Science Ninja Team Gatchaman!!!
Skywarp teleports, Ravage is very agile and Soundwave... well, "Soundwave superior", so :muton: 's victim will sure be Zoltar (though I must admit I don't know who Zoltar is, though the name is ringing a bell..)
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Re: Red Shadow heads for customs

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:muton: will kill them all.

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Re: Red Shadow heads for customs

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I said "SOUNDWAVE SUPERIOR"
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