alright. Who's killed johnigoe?

[gung-hoeddie]

when is it you burn the wicker man?

[Red Laser]

When do you want to be burned eddie?

[gung-hoeddie]

i would prefer to be dead when i'm burned if poss?

[Sundance]

i thought you cider-drinking boys in zomerzet were the wicker-man people...

[Thundershot]

Poor Johnigoe,tragically crushed to death when the shelves full of his collection, finally succumed to the massive weight,& came crashing down on top of him...

Or did he run out of money & die of starvation?

[gung-hoeddie]

i thought you cider-drinking boys in zomerzet were the wicker-man people...

nah we're the village idiot people it's you gloucester boys with the six fingers on each foot

[gung-hoeddie]

Poor Johnigoe,tragically crushed to death when the shelves full of his collection, finally succumed to the massive weight,& came crashing down on top of him...

Or did he run out of money & die of starvation?

i'm hedging my bets on the crushed to death scenario, he may of accidently kicked the shelves on top of his self when hanging from the light fittings by a pair of crotchless silk panties.

[Red Laser]

I think he died while riverdancing he kicked his shelf it collapsed and all his Shadows dominoed into his mouth

[SteveD]

My money is on Professor Plum, in the Library, with the Candlestick. Can we open the envelope now please?

[Lady Jaye]

He's not dead. At the moment he's in the Long Grove Mental Hospital.



His family is not surprised, because you are a f*cking nutter if you pay prices like that for a Shadow!