moving house

[Chopper]

I moved 2 states and 2 countries, about 10 houses all up. I moved out at 21 and that was that. I moved in with my wife's family for a year when I moved to Melbourne, before we bought a house and got married. Then my folks pissed off back to NZ. I just got used to moving, sorta weird being in one spot too long. Been here long enough to put the troops on the shelf tho

That was all wishful thinking Eddie, unless Steve is also a contortionist?

[gung-hoeddie]

we all watched him do it chopper, although dave tree did ask when it was his turn?

[Chopper]

we all watched him do it chopper, although dave tree did ask when it was his turn?

Well one must be polite Eddie. Remind's me of that old joke.

A bloke taking his dog for a walk stops to let the Dog lick its balls, a passer by exclaims, "I wish I could do that". To which the Dog's owner replies, "give him a biscuit, he might let you".

Oh and a blind guy is walking down the street and his seeing eye Dog pisses on his leg. The Blind guy reaches in his pocket, grabs a biccy and gives it to the Dog. a passer by says, "Why are you giving the Dog a biscuit, it just pissed on your leg". "Yeah, I know" replied the blind guy, "But I need to find his head so I can turn him around and kick him up the arse".

I Blind guy walks into a Store and starts swinging his Dog around on its lead. The shop owner walks over to him and asks if he can help him. The Blind guy says "No, its OK, I'm just looking around"

Or a local one, in a western European accent "what for you kick my Dog and call him f*ck off"?

Sorry, got carried away again.

[gung-hoeddie]

the old ones are the best ones chopper.