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Ducky's still mincing, I see.

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The Baron wrote:Ducky's still mincing, I see.
He's singing that song from the Alien scene in Spaceballs "hello my darling,hello my sunshine show me a lovely smile" while giving it jazz hands :-D
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That song was originally from a Looney Tunes short.
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sadly not baron just the cock and balls combo i'm afraid. If i do come across any breasts i'll let you know ;-)
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I've got breasts. I wish I didn't. I think the expression used nowadays is Man Boobs, or moobs. It's weird, I just looked down one day, after eating a kebab, and I was a fat bastard. Weird.

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Shaunyboy wrote:I've got breasts. I wish I didn't. I think the expression used nowadays is Man Boobs, or moobs. It's weird, I just looked down one day, after eating a kebab, and I was a fat bastard. Weird.

i saw a fat bastard staring at me through a shop window until i realised it was my reflection
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Double-tap wrote:
Shaunyboy wrote:I've got breasts. I wish I didn't. I think the expression used nowadays is Man Boobs, or moobs. It's weird, I just looked down one day, after eating a kebab, and I was a fat bastard. Weird.

i saw a fat bastard staring at me through a shop window until i realised it was my reflection
i'm the same shaun so your not alone there, it's got so bad for me i'm actually getting my own post code soon.
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So before you take any offers on your cock and balls, Eddie, are you sure they are still there? When was the last time you actually saw them?

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last time i saw them by looking down was summer 98' and to answer the other question i know it's all there as i can view them by using an elaborate system of mirrors.
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Shaunyboy wrote:I've got breasts. I wish I didn't. I think the expression used nowadays is Man Boobs, or moobs. It's weird, I just looked down one day, after eating a kebab, and I was a fat bastard. Weird.
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