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Quickfire · Post by **Quickfire** » 25 May 2005 15:55

may I make a suggestion. if everyone stopped fiddling with muton palin and flying him all the way around the fkn world and started writing instead then there'd be a lot more posts.

anyway, the forum's small but it ROCKS!!! Loads of great info on good ol' AF here.

Lady Jaye · Post by **Lady Jaye** » 26 May 2005 14:33

Quickfire wrote:may I make a suggestion. if everyone stopped fiddling with muton palin and flying him all the way around the fkn world and started writing instead then there'd be a lot more posts.

It is just a fun game. Nobody put a gun to your head to participate, so no whining please. Muton is travelling, because he is cheap enough to go MIA. Nobody is willing to take the risk in his Gaucho getting lost in the mail somewhere.

No offence intended, but in two days flooding a board with a lot of bull does not revitalize a board at all.

My two cents.

Quickfire · Post by **Quickfire** » 26 May 2005 18:01

Sorry old boy, got a bit carried away. Muton heresy? Guilty as charged I suppose. Ich stande hier ich kann nicht anders. The thread title's a bit strong, must have got over emotional... All those years of being cold and clinical affected my brain. God speed the Palin Muton.

So, maybe we could install a jukebox and liven things up a bit?

Aufwiedersehen.

BLACKMAJOR666 · Post by **BLACKMAJOR666** » 26 May 2005 19:14

Dont Mess With the

Muton

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ariaisland · Post by **ariaisland** » 26 May 2005 19:18

My god, I thought everyone had gone on holiday together and left me here!!.

I think there is a need for new inspiration, you know something that'll get people interested again...........

Maybe I have just the answer........

Quickfire · Post by **Quickfire** » 26 May 2005 19:40

... a Muton Jukebox?

"We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now?"

"I'm sorry, we're closed"

"We are highly trained military professionals - if you don't give us any cake, we'll destroy this place (which is clearly a front for your evil organisation) and install a fkn jukebox in here!!!"

"Go away or we'll call the police."

<scuffle>

"Er... use the buttons on the side of my head mounted gun to select a track of your choice - change cd's by lifting my vizor and inserting a cd onto my eye which was always actually a cd player - I can also be modified as a walking 1980s prototype iPod"

"That's that sorted then. Waiter!"

"Bzzzzzzzztttt"

"What's does the Chef recommend?"

"I. ask. him. shall. I."

"Well?"

"Raw fiszzzhhh."

Quickfire · Post by **Quickfire** » 27 May 2005 09:46

"We live at the end of an age. Sh*t on by GI Joe, shovelled up by Cobra, and here we are, we few; probably the last island of creativity in the world."

Meanwhile back by the Muton jukebox:

"So how did you get into this jukebox lark then?"

"My aerial began picking up signals from the cosmos."

"You mean radio waves?"

"Exactly my good man. I used the spare 2bits of processing capacity in the 1983 ZX Spectrum and two ZX81 motherboards that had been installed inside my capacious head as my prime CPU unit and after deleting redundant programme 5 (of 5) <Last ditch suicide attack on Z Force Tank whilst the Baron escapes> to relay them over the speaker hidden somewhere behind my eye. Shads like karaoke as much as the next Joe in between missions."

"Microphone ready boys..."

" We. are. family!"

"Maybe you've all spent too much time together. How about updating the songs a bit?"

"Do you think we can fly?"

"Well I do, I doooooooooooooooooooooo....."

"DJ Lethal - get your groove on!"

"zz-z-zzz-z-zzz-zz-zzz"

Back at the bar -

"You're the poacher!"

"There's nothing in my bin of interest to you. I've been watching you, especially you, prancing like a t*t. You want working on boy."

":sas: could kick your spuriously-gilled ass anyday. Fact. We're a fk sight better than half the rubbish that got into GI Joe."

"Speaking of which it's time for dinner. I fancy some Kraken - Chef!"

"<gulp>"

"This gaff is overrun with rodents. And useless robots!"

"Cannot process your order. Repeat please."

"Must remember to upgrade the

in '84 - a couple of Commodore 64 motherboards should do the trick. Then victory will finally be MINE!"

"Mines a Commodore PET please landlord!"

ariaisland · Post by **ariaisland** » 09 Jun 2005 09:28

When I said I had just the thing...

New Action Force Stories - Operation Reborn starting soon at

actionforce.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk

Quickfire · Post by **Quickfire** » 10 Jun 2005 16:34

Great work Ariasisland!

Blood for the Baron!

Did this forum die or something?

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