If You Like It So Much...

[AnnieM]

My new favourite website...

Ridiculous comments lifted from BBC Online's Have Your Say

It helps if you read the site's commentary in the voice of Charlie Brooker

my absolute best one is "Nice Mice Make Nice Pies"
http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougoliv ... -nice-pie/


***probably NotSafeForWork if you work in a place that doesn't like sweary words***

[Rude Kid]

This one gets checked daily, the funniest news items get posted on the noticeboard at work

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/

[AnnieM]

Daily Mash has long been a favourite in our workplace - sh*ts all over The Onion

[The Baron]

Just been sent a link to this little beauty...

[Sundance]

what century was that guy born in? the f*cking 18th?

jurassic fart.

[gung-hoeddie]

it's good to see that there are many others out there that dislike young people as much as me. Little f*ckers!

[Red Laser]

The AIAD made me laugh

[The Baron]

The problem with young people today is that they spontaneously burst into flames.

When I was a lad, we weren’t allowed to combust spontaneously. We needed a permission slip from our parents before we could set ourselves ablaze. If I had ever turned into a fireball without my old dad’s consent he would have snuffed me out with a fireman’s axe and scattered my ashes to the wind.

And then he would have travelled back in time, assassinated Archduke Ferdinand and invented the Frisbee.

But these young people today. They burst into flame all over the place without any concern for public decency or safety. It’s a big joke to them. They’re only happy when melting flesh is sliding off their bones and their intestines are being cooked into farmers’ sausage.

It’s disrespectful and unnatural, damn it. They walk down the street with their higher than normal body temperatures, asbestos underpants and glowing red eyes and think that they are better than older people.

They knock us over, take our wallets, give us wedgies and then burst into flames before you can smack them with your cane.

If this keeps up it won’t be long before flaming teenagers are ruling this planet and have enslaved us all. Our fiery overlords will demolish our churches, eat seal pups and ban renewable energy. Old folks will be forced to work in anthracite mines and take part in dramatic re-enactments of the Hannah Montana television program.

And when that day comes, we’ll all be well and truly sorry.

They spontaneously burst into flames. That’s the problem with young people today.