FEK. Not available in this domain or country. I love Father Ted (that came out wrong), DRINK, DRINK, ARSE, FEK.
When you live in Aussie you really do appreciate distance. I'm visiting friends in Darwin in October, its further away than New Zealand from here and just over one little red desert. It takes days to get from Melbourne to Perth driving. Make sure that minibus has a decent snorkel too. The trip from Indonesia to Aussie is a bit damp.
Well sounds like its settled, I'll mow the lawn, move the trampoline and get tents. The entry fee is 5 Red Shadows and a vehicle or 1 Jammer and Gaucho each. BTW we have great breweries here, as well as other large perks. Just mind the drop bears.