On touching the trig point, I found my thrill
To the east Brokeback Mountain, to the west, Benny Hill
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Briiliant Thundershot I had forgotton about that sketch! All about gadgies from my home "county". The slang used is a combo of Dundonian with bit of West Coast (Malky).
The part of Dundee I live in is called Lochee and there is a standard joke about the females around here. How do you know when a Lochee girl has an Orgasm? She drops her chips! There are loads more too which I'm sure would translate to other areas of the country.
When confronted by a difficult problem you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question. How would the Lone Ranger handle this?