Lightblubs are irrelevant? More like
Your technological distinctiveness will be added to our own.
Prices
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light bulbs are irrelavant the same as Freedom is irrelevent, and any other thing they've said.
jeez, dude, way to kill the funny.
jeez, dude, way to kill the funny.
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I love the way my accidental thread is up to three pages, the actual thread is relegated to the Vauxhall Conference of posts - down the active topics list somewhere at about page 5!
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"BFTB Elite??? Moi??? Ooooooo, Missus - Titter ye not!"
"BFTB Elite??? Moi??? Ooooooo, Missus - Titter ye not!"
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I thought I embellished it. No borg were harmed in the making of this joke.Re: Prices
How many Ferengi does it take to change a lightbulb?
Six. One to buy the light-bulbs wholesale, one to sell the light-bulb, one to sub-contract the repair contract, one to fit the bulb, one to do the accounts and one to bribe the FCA.
Six. One to buy the light-bulbs wholesale, one to sell the light-bulb, one to sub-contract the repair contract, one to fit the bulb, one to do the accounts and one to bribe the FCA.
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A small zoo in Glasgow acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in season. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of wee Boaby McKay, a local lad & part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages.
Wee Boaby, like many Glasgow folk, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Wee Boaby was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for £500 ? Wee Boaby showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under four conditions:
1. 'First', wee Boaby said, 'Ah'm no gonnae kiss her on the
lips.' The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
2. 'Second', he said, 'Ye cannae never tell naebdy aboot this.' The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
3. 'Third', wee Boaby said, 'I want any weans raised as Rangers fans.' Once again it was agreed.
4. 'And last of all', wee Boaby stated, 'You'll need to gie me another week to come up with the £500’.
Bill
Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in season. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of wee Boaby McKay, a local lad & part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages.
Wee Boaby, like many Glasgow folk, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Wee Boaby was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for £500 ? Wee Boaby showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under four conditions:
1. 'First', wee Boaby said, 'Ah'm no gonnae kiss her on the
lips.' The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
2. 'Second', he said, 'Ye cannae never tell naebdy aboot this.' The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
3. 'Third', wee Boaby said, 'I want any weans raised as Rangers fans.' Once again it was agreed.
4. 'And last of all', wee Boaby stated, 'You'll need to gie me another week to come up with the £500’.
Bill
