Tip of the Day (non-custom) thread

[Flint]

After chuckling from Double-Tap's tip of the day in the customs section, I thought it wouldn't be bad to have a "Tip of the Day" thread for good or amusing advice that will help the Baron to world domination more efficiently.

So with that here is the "Tip of the Day":

"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."- Benjamin Franklin

[scoobydie]

Thought for the day....
If a finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat, you must be a real tight git to give
them a fun size one!

[zakkfan]

its all fun and games until some one looses an eye!!!

[paul463]

stay in the pink and out of the brown!

[zakkfan]

lol

[The Baron]

If you are ever shot in the chest, lie on your side. That way only one lung will fill with blood.

[paul463]

A sucking Chest wound is nature's way of telling you to slow down!

Your weapon has been made by the cheapest bidder.

Friendly Fire isn't always friendly!

[Flint]

"Force shites upon Reason's Back."- Ben Franklin

[Andy1672]

Save time when crossing a one way street by only looking one way !! ... (viz)

[Muton]

If you are ever shot in the chest, lie on your side. That way only one lung will fill with blood.

As a medical person, may I add the detail that you should lie on the side you have been shot in, otherwise both lungs will fill with blood regardless! Hope this is of use to everyone!