I'm back.sort of...well I am

[thedupleman]

I have returned from an exploration in the Antarctic......it's taken me years to prove but I can confirm the Sunday sport lied and there is not a muton frozen in a block of ice.i did find evidence of aliens,a super civilisation living under the sea and a cure or cancer but I didn't bother with them as I was looking for a muton....or I may have dreamed that.Anyway I now live in Devon where they worship the dark one(not the black major) and everyone thinks everything is for "the greater good"

[SteveD]

Ooooo - nice!!!! Devon I like!!!

Not sure if I like the arctic though - never been! But welcome back!!!!!8

[Shaunyboy]

In that case, welcome back

Controversial that you would leave Sandbach, famed for it's motorway services, for Devon. I suppose if you want to worship "the dark one" (I'm presuming you mean Cliff Richard...?) then you gotta do what you gotta do.

Looking forward to some more posts and high jinks from you Sir

[thedupleman]

High jinks from me? Never not known for it......aaaah yes the high quality sandbach services with the minging bird who liked coach drivers(in fact any drivers if I remember)....choice of there or higher still quality knutsford.im moving from here I'm sick of disembowelled horses on my step moving to Tavistock after Christmas....may dig out my black major outfit and come to a few conventions this year

[The Baron]

So, in short, you failed.

[thedupleman]

Yes I failed.I told you though that 100 quid would not be enough and like I told you the airline wouldn't take those green shield stamps you inherited from your great grandfather.you also didn't tell me there was a south AND a North Pole and it took me 3 months to leave this country cos someone told me all the poles are here....so I had dodgy information and very little funds...and I won't listen to your ideas again after that one you had about working my way back on that Russian cargo ship....their idea of work was different than yours.still I can at least sit down again,albeit using a cusion

[The Baron]

All I'm hearing is excuses.

[humby248]

Welcome back you crazy fool

[thedupleman]

Your being unfair.Iv been back a year but needed time to think of reasons

[The Baron]

Trouble is, you were supposed to find me a frozen Kraken, not a Muton.