The Baron wrote: 'Big Boa and the Sundance Kid' gives us a glimpse into the theoretical mindset of one of the GI Joe fandom's most beloved and enduring characters.
You are talking about Big Boa aren't you? Eddie your humour is a lot like robert rankin's and that's to say pretty insane so keep it up!
Spock, where the hell's the power you promised?
One damn minute, Admiral
"Red! The colour of my Shadows, The colour of fire and of blood......All that I stand for!" Baron Ironblood, Operation Bloodhound
On touching the trig point, I found my thrill
To the east Brokeback Mountain, to the west, Benny Hill
I'll give you the grid ref, you might like to go
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1979, Dr Felix Monroe stands in his lab a look of horror on his face, the army had wanted it created but surely it can't be real alive staring at him, it's cold dead eyes pierce Dr Monroes soul making him feel scared and scared for humanities sake...
1986, the little boy holding hands with his mother, he loves her so much she shows him special things like how to draw pictures and how to walk and talk, he will never leave her he will always be buy her side...
1995, all grown now the boy almost a man as he see's it has left the confines of school for last time he has never learned because he didn't need to if he wanted to learn he would ask his Momma for the answer she knew everything she knew it all, Scott Sundance arrived home as he did everyday threw his school bag to one side and hollered upstairs to his Momma that her little boy had arrived home. Scott walks into the kitchen and sits down happy in the knowledge that never would he need to return to that place again, I wonder if Momma would like to sing one of her songs to me he thought to himself so he saunters upstairs to the room where his mother lay, he sits in the rocking chair and looks briefly at the strange markings on the back of his hand and then take's another bite from the corpse of the neighbours parrot that he caught late the night previous, Momma can you sing me one of them songs you sing me when i were a boy, he hears her sing a beautiful song whilst he looks on at the dead and skinless body of his mother who had been dead for 6 years killed by his own hand, he liked to kill he killed many things in his 16 years. later that evening he gets changed into his hunting gear wipes the drool from his mouth and steps out into the darkness for another night of murder.
2007, Scott made it back home tired and exhausted carrying the bag of parts he had collected throughout the night, he knew the police were hunting a killer and had spoke to him several times he knew it was almost time to go but where would he go, he opens his front door the stench of rotting blasted his face with a warm gush, he liked the smell it made him happy, he walked into the lounge where most of the bodies are now piled high like some unnatural tower that he was so proud to of built, he wonders about leaving his momma behind but is safe in the knowledge that he had eaten her soul so they could always be together, at that moment he has an idea he can go to the otherside of stroud he knew people there people that would pay him to carry on with his hobby he would go tonight he would find these people and ask them for a job and ask them if he could stay, he dresses in his cleanish jeans pulls the punisher t-shirt over his filthy body coombs through his hair to make him look tidy then leaves his home for the last time and goes in search of the pub named the butchers anus.
2012, Joe greensleeve sits down to enjoy his pint and watch the football results he knows that Sundance will arrive soon, this man/child this childish creature who he had helped all these years, he had killed many of his rivals in fact all his rivals but the police net was drawing near and he needed help to escape, joe's plan was simple introduce him to another of the gang get him gone then head for nottingham to stay for a while until the heat was off at least, a short while later Sundance walks through the pub door a wild yet docile look on his face he walks with a slight limp now since the accident but he still appears strong in a retarded way, sundance sits at joe's table and says my momma says i got a handsome face my momma loves me, joe looks at him for a while then says i got someone i want you to meet and stands gesturing Sundance forward they walk to the back room and Joe says Sundance i would like you to meet Boa the two men shake hands for the first time.
