Thundershot wrote:Possibly the long lost lovechild of Adrian Mole & Morrissey?
At best you're looking at ....
... Kevin Turvey & Torquemada.
If he's reading this he might be pushed over the edge tho', and turn up in the Fens with a pair of pliers, a blowtorch, a blunt spoon, some cheesewire and a roman candle. And some knee-high good quality rubber boots.
It'll be easier for him to wade through our / your remains that way.
