The Gas man cometh

[The Baron]

Pretend it never happened? You'll be blaming the dog next.

[Lady Jaye]

I kinda over reacted there...

You didn't. I crossed the line when it wasn't needed...

[paul463]

Could split it into two smaller farts if it would help? The slow release strategy??

ROFLMAO!

[action-figure-supplies]

Reminds me of when I had the Virgin Media guys in to fit my broadband and cable tv and me and one of the virgin guys bent down to pick up the tv to move it and I let out an almighty fart as I bent over. V embarrassing.

[Double-Tap]

i have a medical condition which gives me terrible wind.
about a year ago was in a storeroom at work with the manager and dropped a silent but violent one, the kind that crawls along the floor, up yer leg then hits like a nagasaki bomb. waited a few seconds then left the room and locked the manager in.
about 10 seconds later he started screaming and bangin on the door. i thought it was hilarous but he didnt and put me on a disciplinary. i had to go to a meeting with a panel of 3 of the top big wigs from head office and i just couldnt stop laughin and neither could they. i was told i was facing a 6 month suspension but the person who told me had tears runnin down her face. luckily my good work record saved me but i was told i was being watched for anymore innappropriate behaviour. as i made my apologies and left the room i dropped another then made a run for the main door.
funnily enough i've never been invited back to head office

[Thundershot]

Seriously tho, couldn't of you provided some kind of medical certificate or doctors note, to explain your problem to the panel?

[Double-Tap]

Seriously tho, couldn't of you provided some kind of medical certificate or doctors note, to explain your problem to the panel?

i did have dr's notes etc but it was the fact i locked him in and held the door shut that didnt go down too well

[Sundance]

ROFL. thanks, i needed a laugh.