Action Force: The Movie
Posted: 30 Jul 2010 23:57
Me and a mate went the pub after work today. In between incise insights into the modern world and devestating political commentary we hit on this subject: Who would you cast in Action Force: The Movie?
We come up with this:
Red Shadows
Baron Ironblood: 50/50 between Terrence Stamp and Malcolm McDowell
Black Major: Christian Bale
Red Jackal: Vinnie Jones
Kraken: Bloke in a suit - Andy Serkis maybe?
Muton: Big, nasty special effects. Has anyone seen\palyed 'Bio-Shock'?
Dela Eden: Halle Berry
Z-Force
Skip: Clive Owen
Stakeout: Jason Stratham
Quarrel: Billie Piper
Jammer: Colin Salmon
We see it as the third film in the GI Joe sequence, possibly re-booting the whole franchise after they mis-judge the second one in spectacular fashion. Again.
We come up with this:
Red Shadows
Baron Ironblood: 50/50 between Terrence Stamp and Malcolm McDowell
Black Major: Christian Bale
Red Jackal: Vinnie Jones
Kraken: Bloke in a suit - Andy Serkis maybe?
Muton: Big, nasty special effects. Has anyone seen\palyed 'Bio-Shock'?
Dela Eden: Halle Berry
Z-Force
Skip: Clive Owen
Stakeout: Jason Stratham
Quarrel: Billie Piper
Jammer: Colin Salmon
We see it as the third film in the GI Joe sequence, possibly re-booting the whole franchise after they mis-judge the second one in spectacular fashion. Again.