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PSNI alert re new terrorist threat

Posted: 26 May 2010 11:48
by Double-Tap
report just in.
PSNI have issued a statement regarding new terrorist threat in Ulster.
Red suited gunmen have been spotted just outside North Belfast.
PSNI further stated there are major concerns that this new faction may link in with dissident terror groups and destabilise the fragile peace process. an eye witness stated "they were like Shadows moving about and were led by a man in black"
a police spokesman asked for public vigilance and to come forward with any information.







in other words-I GOT MY SHADOWS-WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO.
big shout out to Steved, many thanks mate.
Bill

Re: PSNI alert re new terrorist threat

Posted: 26 May 2010 11:55
by SteveD
WOO HOOO!!! My part in Barons plans for World domination is finally concluded! Once the Shadow splinter groups I have established the length and breadth of the British Isles begin their work, we will be unstoppable!!! And I will get a medal from the Baron (or at least avoid being shot for another day!).

Now, in the coming days I'm hoping the Shadow recon operatives will even land in Australia, and carry on the good work Stormie started many moons ago!! ;-)

Re: PSNI alert re new terrorist threat

Posted: 26 May 2010 11:59
by SteveD
And there are also unconfirmed reports of sightings in rural Somerset, of a man dressed in white, maniacally laughing.

At the present time these reports are unconfirmed. More on this breaking news as we have it. :baron:

Re: PSNI alert re new terrorist threat

Posted: 26 May 2010 12:02
by Double-Tap
SteveD wrote:And there are also unconfirmed reports of sightings in rural Somerset, of a man dressed in white, maniacally laughing.

At the present time these reports are unconfirmed. More on this breaking news as we have it. :baron:

by any chance did he have a bucket on his head? ;-)

Re: PSNI alert re new terrorist threat

Posted: 26 May 2010 12:17
by SteveD
Double-tap wrote:
SteveD wrote:And there are also unconfirmed reports of sightings in rural Somerset, of a man dressed in white, maniacally laughing.

At the present time these reports are unconfirmed. More on this breaking news as we have it. :baron:

by any chance did he have a bucket on his head? ;-)
The Shadows would be like a Captain less ship without a good leader. And I still suspect :major: answers to a higher power...

Re: PSNI alert re new terrorist threat

Posted: 26 May 2010 12:31
by Red Laser
Do you mean Mr Blobby Steve?

Re: PSNI alert re new terrorist threat

Posted: 26 May 2010 12:37
by SteveD
There is actually an even higher power than the pink and yellow dotty one IronLaser! Hard to believe, I know, but it;s true!

Re: PSNI alert re new terrorist threat

Posted: 26 May 2010 12:38
by Red Laser
You my friend are in denial ;-)

Re: PSNI alert re new terrorist threat

Posted: 26 May 2010 12:44
by Chopper
That's why his feet are wet.

Re: PSNI alert re new terrorist threat

Posted: 26 May 2010 12:56
by SteveD
I've heard it's good for the complexion. ;-)