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F*@king False Alarm!!!!

Posted: 28 Mar 2010 05:11
by Thundershot
Hi gang!

Thanks to some idiot out on the Saturday night piss, I'm been called out to the shop @ an ungodly hour to turn off the sodding burglar alarm!!!!! :evil: :evil: .

Sitting here, all alone in the back office, waiting for the egineer to come & re-set it.

Jakey tramp type lying fast asleep by the front door...I bet he set the the bastard alarm off!!!!

I'm probbably breaking some works "no private no internet surfing rule" by coming on the site, but I'm not going to sit for an hour doing nothing or doing any form of over time

Cheers from a VERYangry :evil: :evil:
T'shot

Re: F*@king False Alarm!!!!

Posted: 28 Mar 2010 07:58
by The Baron
Nightmare. I advise setting the tramp on fire.

Re: F*@king False Alarm!!!!

Posted: 28 Mar 2010 08:10
by Shaunyboy
It's your own fault for having such short opening hours.
I've told you before T'shot people want to buy gimp masks, rampant rabbits and floor standing dildos at unusual times of day.
I'm sorry I set the alarm off but I had to acquire a french tickler rather urgently. :.

Re: F*@king False Alarm!!!!

Posted: 28 Mar 2010 11:47
by Thundershot
All sorted!

It was the bloody tramp!!!

I don't mind 'em sleeping in our door way, so much as the fact that the twat set the sodding alarm off @ 3 or 4 (what ever the summer time is now) in the effing morning :evil: :evil:

Honestly, I felt like peeing in his bottle of Special Brew :twisted:

Not many "Marital Aids" on sale in the stationery business I'm afraid Shauny, but I have my suspicions about people who purchase Thimblettes :.
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