Stormie & Mu -chilling at the crib........
Posted: 01 Mar 2010 14:32
Stormie and Muton are sat around in front of a somewhat huge (and inexplicably black and white) fireplace, taking some down time between jobs, and reminiscing about the old days….

“And do you remember the fun we used to have leaving the Barons helmet outside in rain so it went rusty that time??? They called him Baron Gingerblood for weeks after that didn’t they! Hilarious!!!â€
“Until he shot that Shadow for laughing at him – I did feel a little bit bad about that……â€
“OH! OH! What about that time when we went around and nicked all of the viewer scopes and support legs off of Red Lasers entire fleet of Laser Exterminators!!! That was absolute genius!!! Honestly – the look on his face!!!

“HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA – he was well pissed off wasn’t he! That had to be the funniest one ever!!! Ahhhhhh – lad – I miss those good old days! The Hijinx we used to get up to eh???â€
“I KNOW! Such fun!!â€

“What ever happened to all of those viewer scopes and legs anyway? I don’t remember ever giving him them back, do you?â€
“erm…….welllllllll…………â€
“You’ve not still got them have you?
“Errr – I think they may be downstairs somewhere…..I think they’re in the Secret Storage Cave somewhere???â€
“Shall we go and have a look? If they are still down there they may be worth a bob or two?â€
“Might aswell…..â€
A few minutes later……

“Bloody hell Mu – it’s freezing down here! And what on earth is all of this crap????â€
“Well, you know how I don’t really like chucking stuff away don’t you?â€
“yessssssssâ€
“Well, it goers a bit beyond that – I have this, well, tendency to, erm, hoard stuff….â€
“Well, lets be having a look through all of this crap and see what we’ve got here eh?

“Right, what’s this – first of all – what’s this….â€
“well, you know how I’m almost indestructible?
“yesâ€
“Well, they used to use me for testing missiles – firing them at me and all, to see if they hurt or not. These are a few which I caught, and kept for sentimental value…â€
“And why the green ones?â€
“Well, one time Baron had this plan, that if he made the Shadowtrak missiles look like Z Force ones they might not think anything of it when we shot them at them – they might’ve just thought it was some of their own missiles coming back to them…â€
“ahhhh, right……weird idea…â€
“yeah, never really caught on – hence I kept a few as keep sakes…..â€

“Now – what about these?â€
“oh yeah – those were for the Barons idea for Shadows to be stuff other than Red. There were the white ones for the snow, the black ones to hide at night, and then there were the green ones to hide amongst Z Force, but that sort of got canned when the missiles idea did, as we figured out that the best way to get disguised like Z Force was, well, to just wear green and take Shadows helmets off…..â€
“Oh – yeah – and there’s them old Halloween masks from when I dressed up as Red Laser and you dressed up as Red Jackal! That went down a storm (pun intended!) didn’t it????â€
“Yeah!! I nearly scored with the Baroness as she thought I was Red Jackal/Destro!â€
“Yeah, until you offered to show her your weapon, and started showing her your head radar thingy!â€
“and why did you keep them all then???â€
“well, I kept hearing from all the Shadows how much they liked Head, so I thought I’d keep a few – can’t say that I saw much pleasure in it to be honest, but hey, each to their own….â€
“right – what one earth are these then….â€

“Ooo – that was in my angry days! I found one of them old series 1 dudes in his little crappy skidoo thingy, and he wouldn’t let me have a go, so I got a bit angry and pulled his legs off!â€
“Owww! You really were a beast in them days weren’t you!!â€
“I know – I’m not proud….â€
“so, well, pop these to one side eh, and forget all about them times….â€
“pleaseâ€

“bazookas?â€
“yeah – nicked a few off the Shads after they kept firing them at me…â€
“fair enough…..â€

“Ahhhh – right – here we are….â€

“bloody hell lad! There’s loads of them here!â€
“yeah, I, erm, kept them all…..and the legs……â€

“Red Laser will no doubt still be pissed at us….â€
“I don’t remember them being filled in on the bottom like this though???â€

“Yeah, I, erm – filled them with metal, and used them as dumbbells for a while…..â€

“OKAYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Anyway, right, that’s that little lot out of the way – but what on earth is this lad????â€
“I was told never to open that. I think it’s called the Ark of the Lost Palitoy. It was in that underground chamber where they used to keep the Kraken in ice. I brought it from there. I got told that it is magic, and that everything that ever got sucked up by Mum’s Hoovers back in the day magically got transported into it. But after watching Indiana Tree and the Raiders of the Lost Ark I got too scared to open it, so I just put it down here….â€
“Right lad – be brave, lets get this thing opened….â€
“Are you sure….â€
“What’s the worst that could happen?â€
“We could melt, like them Nazis did?â€
“MUTON!!! You’re almost indestructible, and I have a reckless disregard for my wellbeing – we’ve nothing to fear – get the bloody thing opened…..â€
“Okay……………………….â€

“oooooo – shiny! Not melting are you old pal?â€
“nope, I’m fine!â€

“now what on earth are these…..â€

“erm – hats?â€
“not just any hats! Z Force Radio Operator hats!!! And there’s loads of them in here! In loads of different colours!!!â€
“Cool!!! I like hats!!!â€

“You and I both lad.â€

“Bloody hell! So that’s where they all went!â€
“Cool! We shall be the most dapper dudes around!!!!â€
“So that’s what was in there! Still not melting are you?â€
“No, but there is something else down the bottom here – let me just get me arm in…..â€

“Is that what I think it is……â€

“I do believe so….â€

“AERIALS!!!!â€
“Fantastic!!! I love the Little Mermaid……â€
“No lad, not that sort….â€
“oh…..damn…..â€
ALL OF A SUDDEN, SOMEONE ELSE APPROACHES…..

“well boys – aint this an interesting little haul??? Way I figure is you boys and me are going to make a few pounds….â€
“Really????Cool??? Usual deal?â€
“Usual deal – 75 to me, 25 to you, with you doing all the hard work….â€
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“DEAL!!â€














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ALL OF A SUDDEN, SOMEONE ELSE APPROACHES…..

“well boys – aint this an interesting little haul??? Way I figure is you boys and me are going to make a few pounds….â€

“Usual deal – 75 to me, 25 to you, with you doing all the hard work….â€

