Blood for the Baron!

While feeding my baby boy i always blow on his food to cool it down a bit. The wifes laughter alerted me to the fact that i had just been blowing on ice cream - i really am a dosy twat sometimes!

Sleep deprivation can do that mate.

Staying up reading BFTB when I'm so rooted is probably pretty high up the scale of dumb, as is sh*t stirring my wife.

Chopper wrote:Sleep deprivation can do that mate.

Staying up reading BFTB when I'm so rooted is probably pretty high up the scale of dumb, as is sh*t stirring my wife.

Yes winding up the wife can be pretty fatal! A bit like disobeying the Barons orders!

Did something so stupid 5 years ago I was almost Courts martialed for it. The nuts and bolts of that would only ever come out if we ever all meet up for a pint! Anyway I lost 5 years seniority for the joy of it!

sounds like a good one alright, I've done too many stupid things to narrow it down to 1 or 2

Deprived myself of normal sleep just to talk to someone in the States on-line

Created a fansite

came in pissed one night and decided to cook some nuggets then went to sleep forgetting what was in the oven, woke in the morning to find a rather charred smell in the air

whilst half asleep and in a hurry to get ready for work got work clothes from the tumble dryer put them straight on without checking them, i got to work took off my work jumper and annie's underwear fell out on the floor in front of my colleagues. I was not amused.

I once put Olbas Oil in my ear thinking I'd picked up the Otex.