Blood for the Baron!

Sorry!!! Double post - please insert witty comment or gag here...............................................................................so as not to waste this air time?

SteveD wrote:Sorry!!! Double post - please insert witty comment or gag here...............................................................................so as not to waste this air time?

Bit of a stutter today?

Ha!!! See, now I got in there and amended, so no body will have a clue what we are on about. Well, business as usual for me I suppose?

SteveD wrote:Ha!!! See, now I got in there and amended, so no body will have a clue what we are on about. Well, business as usual for me I suppose?

Me too! Got word today that I'm going on a 10 day course with my mate Steve gonna be a hoot!

Cool - where we going? Smart casual attire do? Shall I bring shoes? (sorry, lots of coffee today!)

Thread moved. Now you look really stupid!

The Baron wrote:Thread moved. Now you look really stupid!

Again, nothing unusual there!

There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it.

Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. "He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that."

She continued, "He is going to try to feel your breast; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try to put his hand between your legs; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that.

Then the grandmother said, "But, most importantly, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family."

With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it.

The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just as the old lady said.

She said, "Grandmother, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family."

SteveD wrote:Cool - where we going? Smart casual attire do? Shall I bring shoes? (sorry, lots of coffee today!)

Smart Casual, beer less than £1 a pint!!!

SteveD wrote:Sorry!!! Double post - please insert witty comment or gag here...............................................................................so as not to waste this air time?

Ok... Knock knock....