Blood for the Baron!

(a post that only really Andy may get, but nonetheless...)

BENDYS IN BOTHER!!!

“Ow do, where’s thee off to lad”, enquires Stormie of Perseus, in a very Yorkshire accent (he now resides in Rotherham, and has soon picked up the native twang)

“I Perseus, heroic Son of the Mighty Zeus himself am off to Cumbria to investigate reports that the brave Bendy, Son of Z Force, is encountering a spot of bother with the Evil Charon – the Boatman of Hades. Unfortunately my trusty winged steed Pegasus is still MIB and therefore I have to rely upon shanks pony to get me there”



“Blimey, I only asked, I didn’t want a lecture in Greek mythology. Ohhh, by the way, nice sword – very shiny!” noticed the Magpie esq Stormshadow “Can I have it please?”

“I don’t thinketh so Mr Storm of the Shadow, son of a local whore and a visiting waltzer operator”

“Ooooo – no need for that you cheeky bugger – right, that’s it, give me that sword here right now or I will have your eye out with this pointy little rascal”



“Sir, you insult me! You think that I, Perseus, the heroic son of Zeus himself who slew the dreaded Medusa with nought but his shiny shield and this here sword, and then saved the lovely maiden from the mighty Kraken itself, will yield yon fabled blade to one such as you so easily? You only have yon little pokey sword, and your skills are no match for mine! You expect to beat me with that weapon alone? Hah! Out of my way, you cheeky mugging tart”

“Well, not quite just the sword lad. I have one of two more tricks up me sleeve”



“GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR”

“Muton – sic it to him lad….”



BIFFF


BASH


KAPOW

And even the mighty Perseus himself was no match for the combined might of Stormie & The Mu, and their sneak attack.

“Ye rascals, how dare you! Ye shall pay for this I tell thee, I shall have my revenge!”

“Yeah, Yeah. Whatever. By the way, the Baron had a Kraken too. Big wuss if you ask me. Overgrown newt.” (sorry TKW – I don’t mean it really! – SD)



“BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!!!!! Bugger – that never works. Muton – do you like my new sword?”

“OOOOOOO. SHINY!!!!”

“Fancy a cocktail to celebrate? There’s that new piano bar down town that is doing Pinacolada's - 2 for Fiver”

“MMMMMMMMMMMMM. SOUNDS GOOD TO ME. FZZTT”



& "Her name was Lola......she was a showgirl........ [HIC] .... Rawlf - do you know any Elton John mate?? Bit of Rocket man, in honour of that Boffin chap? [HIC] "

So our fabled hero has to travel on to Cumbria, without his trusted blade, thanks to the thuggish ways of Stormie and the Mu.

Will he be able to save Bendy with nothing but his bare hands and guile?

Or will that ace mechanical owl show up and help him out?

Can Andy even be arsed, or will Perseus quietly do away with Charon without any pomp and circumstance and take his rightful place upon toy shelf number 2?

Only time will tell…. (maybe)

Why are there no clips of Rolf doing Cottleston Pie on youtube? Ruined a perfectly good joke that did.

Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie. A fly can't bird but a bird can fly, ask me a riddle.....

Nice to see Stormy escaped from the garage.

Chopper wrote: Nice to see Stormy escaped from the garage.

He can never be contained long!

Marvelous work Steve !

perhaps another chapter will ensue .......... Do you have my new address ?

You know you could have included that sword ? after all it was almost given up as lost anyway ?

I would have traded it for 2 conkers and a half pack of crayons ?

Andy1672 wrote: Do you have my new address ?

Erm, arse. PM sent! Get camping on your old doorstep?

Or get your mail forwarded through the Post Office.